He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up--they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.
Especially her.
So this has to be the hardest and possibly most frustrating
review to write. Why do you ask? Well let me tell you why. Because I can’t spoil anything in The Learning Hours. I know you are asking who is it, tell me damn
it who is it?!?!? But I won’t. This book whore’s lips are sealed! But let me tell you what this evil bitch Sara
Ney did to the book whore! I laughed, I
cried! Yes I cried because well I can’t
tell you why because spoiler but she made me cry in a book that I also laughed
so hard I almost peed my pants!
Wait I think I can tell you about this, oh hell no I can’t
ugh! Trust me though even with all my “I
can’t spoil it for you” comments, you don’t want it spoiled. This one has angst, it is emotional, it has
douchebags because duh you have to have douchebags in a book about well,
douchebags. Yes I like typing douchebags
so I about guarantee it won’t be the last time in this review.
I think this is my absolute favorite book from her yet! I am sad to see the douchebags (see told you)
end and I hope we may get something more in the future with our favorite
guys. I loved every minute of this book,
yes even when I was crying, and I can’t yell enough how badly you need this
douchebag in your life! The Learning Hours is a must read!
Sara Ney is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the How to Date a Douchebag series, and is best known for her sexy, laugh-out-loud New Adult romances. Among her favorite vices, she includes: iced latte's, historical architecture and well-placed sarcasm. She lives colorfully, collects vintage books, art, loves flea markets, and fancies herself British.
She lives with her husband, children, and her ridiculously large dog.
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