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Thursday, September 15, 2016

Release Blitz! How To Date A Douchebag By Sara Ney



CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE.
No doubt about it, Sebastian ‘Oz’ Osborne is the university’s most celebrated student athlete—and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking cliché, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn’t give a sh*t about what you or anyone else thinks.
SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE.
Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university’s most diligent student—but she is no prude. Spending most of her time in the hallowed halls of the library, James is wary of pervs, jocks, and douchebags—and Oz Osborne is all three.
She’s smart, sarcastic—and not what he expected.
…EVERY DOUCHBAG HAS HIS WEAKNESS.
He wants to be friends.
He wants to spend time with her.
He wants to drive her crazy.
He wants…
Her.
You all know me if I see a book with the title How To Date A Douchebag I am going to jump onto that one immediately and that is exactly what happened!  First of all please make sure you pay attention to the little I guess you can call them quotes or thoughts at the beginning of each chapter, those alone will have you snorting, laughing and spitting what you are drinking out because they are hilarious.  The entire book is hilarious, my stomach actually hurt from laughing as hard as I did. 

Oz. Oz is a douchebag.  He may be a douchebag but I absolutely loved his douchebag ass because he is so much more, the more you get to know him the more you absolutely love him.  Yes he has this persona and yes he is a horrible manwhore but when Jameson, it’s a girl, not only calls him out on his shit but wants nothing to do with him he slowly changes and he turns into the someone you can’t help but love.

Jameson isn’t impressed by Oz or any of his popularity.  She wants nothing to do with him but at the same time she can’t help but start to thaw to him.  She is so sassy and sarcastic I LOVED her, she was perfect in the way she treats OZ.  I want to be Jameson, her sass tops mine and that’s saying something. She really was that perfect balance that Oz needed. 

I don’t want to give away anything or spoil this book for anyone but I can’t help but beg and plead with you all to read about a douchebag that will own a piece of your heart, who will have you laughing and will leave you with a smile on your face even if at times you want to slap him more than once for being the douchebag only he can be.  How To Date A Douchebag is a 5 sweet and sassy star read for this book whore, and in fact I need to read about Oz all over again very soon!



 


Jameson’s face is an impassive mask. “Hayley told me you broke up with your last girlfriend over Twitter.”
A grimace twists my mouth into a frown. “Oh, Hayley told you, did she? Didn’t your mother teach you not to listen to rumors?”
“Yes, but is it true?”
“Yes, but in my defense, she wasn’t my girlfriend. She was a pity f**k who turned into a clinger.”
“A Twitter breakup?” This time Jameson winces. “That’s bad.”
“Sorry, but it’s the truth. It was the only way to get rid of her. Trust me, I did her a favor.”
“How is that doing her a favor? She was probably humiliated!” Then, “Can I ask what the tweet said?”
I chuckle. “Why don’t you just go on Twitter and look for yourself.”
Those fascinating eyes, which have been judging me for the past few minutes, narrow into bright blue slits as she drags her phone across the table, flips it over, and unlocks the screen.
Gives it a few taps.
“What name am I looking for?”
“OneTapUofI. All one word.”
Type, type, type.
Narrowed eyes widen, dark eyebrows shoot up. Her pert mouth falls open a fraction in horror when she finds it. “This is terrible! You are so crude.”
I chuckle again. “Read it out loud so I can get a good laugh.” 
“No!”
“Oh come on, Jim! She had it coming.”
“No! You called her a troll—that is so uncalled for.” She glances down at the screen of her phone. “This whole tweet is terrible.”
“Careful, you’re repeating yourself.” 
“Oh shut up, you—”
“Asshole?”
“Yes.”
“Dickhead?”
“Yes.”
“Douchebag?”
She titters. “You said it, not me.”

 




Purveyor of all things witty & romantic, I love: iced latte's, traveling, and bright, bold colors. On any given day, you can find me in my office, lovingly gazing at my bookshelf or shuffling my Bic felt-tip pen collection. I love hand writing letters, and sarcasm. 


I live in the midwest, but "Will Write for Travel," and believe everyone should follow their dreams, no matter how big or small. My favorite authors include Cindy Miles, S Walden, Suzanne Enoch, Tessa Dare (to name a few). I am a glutton for Historical, RomCom, Sports and MC romance.
One husband. Two daughters. Plenty of chaos.




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