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Hi I'm Janna and I am a book whore! I started this blog after being a part of another for years. While being a big blog may be nice I like to stay true to me having a love for books, that's why I blog. I love books and I want to share that love with my readers of this blog. I love to read, books are my escape and a huge part of my life besides my husband and two children. I am honest and sometimes sassy in my reviews but never mean. Some of my favorite authors include Kristen Ashley, Penelope Douglas, T.M. Frazier, M.N. Forgy, Rachel Van Dyken, Meghan March and Vi Keeland to only name a few!


Friday, August 5, 2016

Release Blitz! Oxygen Deprived By Lani Lynn Vale




No take-backs.
That was the motto that Drew lived by in all things, including his love life.
He’s a player, pure and simple.
He’s learned the hard way that women aren’t all hearts and flowers. Sometimes their sexy bodies and beautiful faces are just a pretty shield to hide the crazy, and he’s so freakin’ over crazy.
Been there, done that. He has the divorce papers to prove it.
Karma hits like a bitch.
Aspen needs a break. A long one that doesn’t include anything with a Y chromosome. Not even one as tempting as her new neighbor who just moved in across the street. Men are trouble with a capital freakin’ T, and she has the ankle monitor to prove it.
The last man she gave her heart to was a police officer. A man whose life was dedicated to protection, and he was supposed to protect her heart—not break it.
She decides right then and there that she’s done with being the better person.
Everything happens for a reason.
A rash decision—undoubtedly regrettable, undeniably unforgettable. In the heat of the moment, Aspen’s actions with a tire iron and her ex-boyfriend’s brand new SUV land him in the ER getting stitches and have her seeing the inside of a jail cell for the first time.
It’s just her luck that the whole town is there to witness the result of her poor decision, including her police officer brother and the neighbor that already made it more than clear she was more trouble than she was worth.
House arrest never looked so good. 
Hide your crazy.
Drew enjoyed the show, though. For the first time in a year, he’s thinking about his life, and how it would be a lot more enjoyable with a woman like Aspen at his side.
Maybe crazy isn’t so bad after all.

I do believe that Ms. Vale has based Aspen off of me.  I mean come on, going after your ex’s truck with a tire iron because you catch him cheating?  Hell yes that is so me, I have told my husband that if I ever catch him cheating I am going to make Carrie Underwood look tame.  Yes I am aware that I have anger management issues.  So you can imagine the amount of love I had for this book from the very start.  I devoured Oxygen Deprived and I think that this one may be the best book of hers that I have read lately. 

Drew and Aspen balance each other out perfectly.  He can’t help but be curious about his new neighbor, especially when some of the things he witnesses makes her look crazy but at the same time are hilarious and have you picturing these things in your mind. I love Drew but I LOVED Aspen.  That bathroom scene with the mold is HILARIOUS.  I bet you are asking what bathroom scene, well read it and find out for yourself!  Oh and the product testing, O.M.G. I about DIED from laughing so hard, at times I couldn’t breathe and couldn’t catch my breath.  So yes I was Oxygen Deprived there for a little bit, but I don’t think it did much damage, do you?

This book whore highly recommends not only Oxygen Deprived but the previous books in this series as well, and trust me being Oxygen Deprived while reading this one is a good thing, it means you can’t stop laughing at the antics, the banter, and just overall everything that Drew and Aspen do.






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I slammed my fingers down on the keyboard, insanely annoyed that I now had to tell how fun the product was, despite the fact that the person I’d had the fun with was a douche bag.

A knock sounded at my door and I turned to glare at it.

“Who is it?” I yelled.

“You know damn well who it is. It’s the same person that’s been knocking at your door for the last twelve hours,” Drew growled.

I shrugged.  

“Go away,” I ordered him.

I could hear him sigh through the door.

“In my eyes, the marriage Constance and I had was over,” he started.

I picked up the nearest thing to me, which happened to be a half finished water bottle, and then launched it at the door.

“Go away!”

He left, but not without one last parting comment.

“I still have a few things left in that box that I want to try on you. When you’re ready, let me know.”

I glared at the box he’d just spoken about, and went back to my review.
If you’re looking for a fun, awesome thing to do with your significant other, this is the thing for you. It offers many benefits; but most importantly, it gives you time with your significant other. And, might I add, it’s totally fucking worth it. I’ve used it three times in the last two days. It’s like he’s here.

On a side note, the vibrator is not very proficient. It offers about two hours of battery life before they need replaced.


Not that I used it for two hours or anything.


Oh, who am I kidding?


I would’ve used it longer if I hadn’t run out of batteries.






I’m a married mother of three. My kids are all under 5, so I can assure you that they are a handful. I’ve been with my paramedic husband now for ten years, and we’ve produced three offspring that are nothing like us. I live in the greatest state in the world, Texas.



 






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